I won't pretend to be a chef.

I've merely made hot breakfast more than a few times.

I promise that's it.

Oh, and yes, these are some foodie pics I've made over time.

Nom nom nom.



The secret to life is... butter.



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* The balance is required no later than 30 days following delivery of your package


* Images are delivered approximately 7-10 days following standard food portraiture.

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