“"When people look at my pictures, I want them to feel the way they do when they want to read a line of a poem twice."”

BUBO

An all day session, meticulously curated to give you the most luxury in making portraits that Neat Shiny Owl can offer. Select this experience for business, pleasure or both. This is an ideal experience for the art collector in you, featuring you as the art. Add to your collection today.


STARTING AT $1660

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  • Full body portraits & Headshots
  • Unlimited Wardrobe Looks
  • Complementary Hair & Makeup
  • Printed Mini-Book
  • ~ 6-10 hours


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TYTO

A partial day session designed to give you the very best of Neat Shiny Owl at an affordable value. Select this experience to shake things up in your social media, your marketing materials, or to bless your most beloved with a piece of you, as the work of art that you are.


STARTING AT $1080

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  • Full body portraits & Headshots
  • Three wardrobe looks
  • Single makeup look
  • ~ 3-5 hours



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MICRA

An abbreviated portrait session marked for the both the budding and blossomed professionals alike. Cleave to tradition with brightly lit and versatile entries for your visual resume or sink your teeth into an edgy expression of your inner G.O.A.T.


STARTING AT $520

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  • Headshot & Half-Body Only
  • Two wardrobe looks
  • ~ 1-2.5 hours




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ALBA

Want Makeup?


We're fans of cake but we prefer to eat it, not wear it. Our makeup artists are fans of clean and natural looking corrective makeup, because acne is natural, even if it's evil. And if our project calls for pixie dust, it'll feel like wearing a cloud, not a cake.


STARTING AT $80


PTILO

Hair Care?


Why worry about your follicles and curl pattern when you could have someone on standby doing that for you? Let's have you groomed and fluffed to a delectable grade. Of course you can come in your bonnet. But you can leave in your baby hairs, too.


STARTING AT $120

NINOX

Need Styling?


Who said what's in your trunk isn't good enough? OK, yes. Some of our dressers do need a lot of help. Whether you want to reconcile your current closet, meet a personal shopper or have a Mystery Meat Monday of Vogueish Mode, we've got your back!


STARTING AT $160

STRIX

Rush Delivery?


We absolutely adore popcorn. Particularly, unsinged, fluffy with a gentle crunch, topped with a savoury warm butter. Pair with a fruity red merlot, a dark room and a big, wide screen playing your fav-- Yeah we can get the images to you faster if you want.


STARTING AT $220


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