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Washington, D.C. Based Portrait Photography

 

Your Photographer

Anthony Lewis


Washington, D.C.-based studio portrait photographer. My work explores identity through carefully authored visual languages, editing, & creative direction.


What I've built is specifically for people who carry complexity; especially Black & Brown women who are still in search of the best photograph of themselves.


I'm not as interested in documenting what you do as I am in trying to remind you of who you are and who you could be.

Presence

Over Perfection:

Your duality, & your multiplicity.

Ethereal vibes with some whimsy.

Strength. AND softness.

Sensuality, & even silliness, on occasion.


If you're looking for low-key, subdued, & the reserved version of 'demure,' please know that you won't find it here.


If you're instead looking for a place where you never have to worry about shrinking yourself, then you're in the right place.

 

 

HOW IT WORKSο»Ώ

 

STEP 01

 

Consultation

Dialogue. And the more, the better. I want to understand your goals, concerns, inspirations, & tastes. If you're a phone call person, we'll talk. If you're a DM gremlin, we'll text or email.

STEP 02

 

Pre-Production

Wardrobe guidance/styling, location selection, art direction, itinerary building. Each project is different. Together, we'll plan for you, the way you need to be planned for.

STEP 03

 

The Session

I do not expect a performance from you, nor will I ever. But I will give you direction just as much as I will let you exude your natural energy. You might work up a sweat; you might not. You'll smile at least once.

STEP 04

 

Post Production

Curation, editing, retouching, & immortalization. I do not provide RAW files or proofs. I do, however, provide bonuses, bloopers, & an occasional GIF. My goal is preservation of character & identity: that means freckles, tattoos, scars, rolls, & folds, and especially stretch marks, are all generally kept.

 

You're Allowed To Enjoy This For Yourself

 

 

what you'll spend

 

The Value

 

YOUR INVESTMENT

 

Absolutely spoil yourself with a fully custom & signature experience for just $2150, or schedule a highly authored 1-on-1 session for only $800.

The Scene

 

YOUR LOCATION

 

This is a studio photography service, but the roots of what makes this work exactly what it is today: that's based in the outside world.

The Reminder

YOUR EXISTENCE

You are more than what you do, & you are more than who & what you are to others. This mindset is the starting point of our work together.

I look like an actual goddess, but more than that I feel like you perfectly captured so many versions of me

that I sometimes forget are there or try to snuff out for fear of not being fully accepted for who I am.

It's honestly the first time I've ever cried when getting my photos back.


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-FB

I feel like you create a very specific dream for everyone you photograph.

And it makes me curious about what this future mystical world is.

Where did it come from and how do I live in it?


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-MM

These pictures are EVERYTHING like, beyond what I imagined!

You captured me so beautifully, and the vibe of each edit is just chef’s kiss.


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-EJ

Certain features I’m typically insecure or awkward about you highlighted through these photos

and I feel like I have a better more optimistic and positive outlook then I’ve had prior. It means so much to me!


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-T

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SINGULARITY | $2150

No holds barred. The big show. Your own personal Met Gala event, if that's what you're aiming for. For voguing mothers. For 'me & all my girls.' For that big project you finally started. And, most importantly, for you, with no small detail spared.


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πŸ¦‰ 1 day session or multi-day series

πŸ¦‰ Staffed sessions, tailored to your needs

πŸ¦‰ Multiple photography genres

πŸ¦‰ Custom visual languages

πŸ¦‰ Well-curated image multi-gallery

πŸ¦‰ Professional retouching

πŸ¦‰ Signature edits, composites, & iterations

πŸ¦‰ Hi-res segmented delivery

SIGNATURE | $1200

One morning, with room to wander. Or an afternoon, with room to serve many faces. Or one evening to highlight the different sides of you, because you shouldn’t have to limit yourself to one. For the reinventors. Let’s make the wheel from scratch together.


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πŸ¦‰ 4-hour guided studio session

πŸ¦‰ 3 distinct genres

πŸ¦‰ Multiple visual languages for each genre

πŸ¦‰ Well-curated image multi-gallery

πŸ¦‰ Professional retouching

πŸ¦‰ Signature edits & composites

πŸ¦‰ Hi-res segmented delivery (~1 month)

STUDIO PORTRAIT | $640

Priced normally at $800; limited time discount!

One vibe, done right. And maybe a little more, if you're ready for it. Your concentrated dose of this editorial magic. For the first-timers & the repeat rebels. For you, exactly as you are today.


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πŸ¦‰ 2-hour guided studio session

πŸ¦‰ Minimum of 1 distinct genre

πŸ¦‰ Multiple visual languages per session

πŸ¦‰ Well-curated image gallery

πŸ¦‰ Professional retouching

πŸ¦‰ Hi-res delivery (~14 business days)

FOR NOW

BEAUTY

GLAMOUR

BOUDOIR

When Do I Do This?

FOR NOW

BEAUTY

GLAMOUR

BOUDOIR

Is There A Right Time?

Always now, or even yesterday.


Sure: birthdays make sense. Grad school, promotions, weight gain/loss - all of those are wonderful starting points for a portrait session.


But why wait for the achievement? There's plenty of celebration-worthy elements worth highlighting from your here & now, & to your in-between.


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What Should I Bring?

FOR NOW

BEAUTY

GLAMOUR

BOUDOIR

Versions Of You Shearing Expectation

The simplest expression:

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  • A tube top or bandeau
  • Soft knitwear or cotton blends
  • Little makeup, no makeup, or just a cat eye
  • The shiniest of glossy lip glosses
  • Scrunchies & claw clips


Beautiful is something you already are, not something you become with make up, & not something you become before stepping in front of the camera.


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What Should I Bring?

FOR NOW

BEAUTY

GLAMOUR

BOUDOIR

Versions of you brazenly refusing to be small

Ceremony, & audacity, hand in hand:


  • The 1, 2, 3-piece suit you rarely wear
  • That backless gown
  • Too much jewelry, & then some more
  • A deep-plunge top & some jewelry
  • A skirt with 1 or 2 thigh-high slits


Glamour is in how you flex & flaunt. And despite what you choose to wear, it's not how you mask. Be just as timeless, rebellious, dramatic, restrained or undefined as you want.


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What Should I Bring?

FOR NOW

BEAUTY

GLAMOUR

BOUDOIR

Versions of you adorned in release

Almost never the bedroom, almost always more than just lingerie:


  • A well worn tee & boy shorts
  • Leather. Latex or both.
  • Corsets, bustiers, or cinchers
  • A favorite sweater or oversized shirt
  • The birthday suit, 1/2-piece suit or that gown again


Good Boudoir is less about what gets removed, & more about what permissions you grant yourself.


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DISCLAIMER

 

Neat Shiny Owl is neither capable of nor liable to exactly reproduce any specific existing work of art. All styles (whether external or internal), and influences are only points of reference. In the pursuit of art and the improvement of representation of people of color, we must diligently work to build and reinforce a wider gamut of phenotypes, appearances and aesthetics documented, highlighted, or otherwise personified and depicted in any accessible art.


This means more dark skin, more olive and umber tones, more broad shoulders, more breast variety, more very thin bodies just as much as more thick bodies, more hair just as much as less hair, more wide noses, more thick lips, more short people, more "average" bodies, more differently abled bodies, and absolutely more collagen & cellulite.


While the references used, whether on this site or in style-guides utilized, may not explicitly represent who you are, Anthony Lewis and all parties working on his behalf will make it their exclusive priority to only take the best of these references and apply them to you exactly as you are, and in a way that makes you shine.

Please note that the aesthetic you discover or recognize from both the social media accounts and website of Neat Shiny Owl/I Bid You Shorn is the most accurate representation of the services you are investing in and agreeing to. The art and accompanying aesthetic is highly specific, and no effort will be spared in giving the very best of that highly specific service, art, and aesthetic, to you as the customer or client.


Neat Shiny Owl adopts a no-selects & no RAWS policy, regardless of the client, and regardless of the service offered. This means you will in no way be receiving any unedited images or RAW files of any kind. This also means you will not be subject to any period of time where you are required to make choices on your own images. This also means that, especially pending great mutual vibes, you are nearly guaranteed more images overall, per portrait session, or per larger-scale project.


We hope to make amazing things together , with all of this in mind.


Thank you for your consideration.