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LET'S MAKE ART TOGETHER

 

bookings by inquiry, only

pricing is exclusive of travel and partial or full value of venue/studio rentals

 

 

SOMETHING SWIFT

MICRA

For hummingbirds, swallows, & ostriches:


  • 90-minute one-on-one portrait session
  • Pose-coaching, in-person styling
  • High-resolution online gallery, password protected
  • Expedited delivery, circa 14 business days
  • Recommended for 1-2 wardrobe iterations

STARTING AT

$800

 

 

SOMETHING SIGNATURE

TYTO

For birds of paradise, swans, & peacocks:


  • Half day session, up to ~4 hours
  • On-call makeup, upon request
  • Complementary pre-session hair appointment, upon request
  • Pose-coaching, wardrobe styling in-person & during pre-production
  • Extended delivery, circa 30 business days
  • Recommended 3+ wardrobe looks

STARTING AT

$1950

 

Testimonial

Looking through these, I've never been taken aback by a shoot before. And I 100% have never had one shoot with THIS many wins. I feel so pretty and bold looking at these—it's hard to believe I did that.

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SOMETHING SHINY

BUBO

For the albatross, tern, & crane:


  • 6 consecutive weeks
  • Multiple 1-hr, single-look sessions, twice per week
  • Flexible scheduling
  • Near-instant deliverables
  • Recommended for content creators, models, & look books

STARTING AT

$5200

 

 

DISCLAIMER

 

Neat Shiny Owl is neither capable of nor liable to exactly reproduce any specific existing work of art. All styles (whether external or internal), and influences are only points of reference. In the pursuit of art and the improvement of representation of people of color, we must diligently work to build and reinforce a wider gamut of phenotypes, appearances and aesthetics documented, highlighted, or otherwise personified and depicted in any accessible art.


This means more dark skin, more olive and umber tones, more broad shoulders, more breast variety, more very thin bodies just as much as more thick bodies, more hair just as much as less hair, more wide noses, more thick lips, more short people, more "average" bodies, more differently abled bodies, and absolutely more collagen & cellulite.


While the references used, whether on this site or in style-guides utilized, may not explicitly represent who you are, Anthony Lewis and all parties working on his behalf will make it their exclusive priority to only take the best of these references and apply them to you exactly as you are, and in a way that makes you shine.

Please note that the aesthetic you discover or recognize from both the social media accounts and website of Neat Shiny Owl/I Bid You Shorn is the most accurate representation of the services you are investing in and agreeing to. The art and accompanying aesthetic is highly specific, and no effort will be spared in giving the very best of that highly specific service, art, and aesthetic, to you as the customer or client.


Neat Shiny Owl adopts a no-selects & no RAWS policy, regardless of the client, and regardless of the service offered. This means you will in no way be receiving any unedited images or RAW files of any kind. This also means you will not be subject to any period of time where you are required to make choices on your own images. This also means that, especially pending great mutual vibes, you are nearly guaranteed more images overall, per portrait session, or per larger-scale project.


We hope to make amazing things together , with all of this in mind.


Thank you for your consideration.

 

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